Hello there lady sitting next to me on the subway.

Thanks for the free Greek lesson you gave me on the ride home from work tonight. It’s great that you are so in love with your culture that you want to share it with the rest of the world by screaming into your cellphone at the highest possible volume. I suppose it doesn’t matter that I was suffering from an awful headache and just wanted some peace and quiet.

“ELLA! είστε δικηγόρος.”

I hope your lawyer friend Dimitra was able to help you understand those “out there” “law words” so you don’t get yourself into some sort of bad contract.

Thank you for also sprinkling in enough English so I was able to figure out what you were talking about.

If I’m lucky, maybe tomorrow I’ll learn about plumbing in Portuguese.