So check out this story.

First off, the woman is a jeweler and the best she could manage is a thirty-cent tip on a $10.70 fare.

THEN, the cabbie is honest enough to return THIRTY-ONE diamond rings that she forgot in his cab. Rings probably worth thousands (or tens of thousands) of dollars in total. This woman, so grateful to have them back, offered the cabbie a measly $100 reward.

Hopefully paying out that massive reward didn’t prevent the woman from enjoying an evening of eating caviar out of chinchilla’s buttholes.