Feta CheeseThe other day my boss came to me and said “Rich, I’m going to say something that might be offensive to your wife.” I immediately started thinking about what he could possibly say to offend my wife (who wasn’t there).

He said “Rich, I think Bulgarian Feta is better than Greek Feta. Knowing my wife well, I told him the first thing she would say is that Bulgarian Feta doesn’t even deserve to be called Feta cheese. I told him “Hey, let’s call her”.

I dialed her up on speaker phone and just said to her “My boss says he likes Bulgarian Feta more than Greek Feta.” Immediately she proclaimed that Bulgarian Feta barely deserves to qualify as Feta cheese, etc., etc.

My boss couldn’t contain his laughter, so my wife then realized that she was on speaker phone. It was funny as she got annoyed at me for putting her on speaker phone and not telling her, and not telling her that my boss was there. Well, my take is that if she knew it wouldn’t have turned out nearly as funny for me and my boss.

I’ve never tried Bulgarian Feta and my wife says it will never touch her lips. So I leave it up to you, readers (if there are any of you), to tell me which is the superior Feta cheese.